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knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

(via pewdiesenpie)

Goals:
pussy taste like mango
clear skin
good ass to thigh ratio

(Source: yungchulita, via pewdiesenpie)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

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f-reska:

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

LIFE

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lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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Wfftipwff!

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