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academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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carryonwinchestering:

Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 

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thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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50shadesofneigh:

pizza:

the world would be a pain in the ass without girls

Is that a pun

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

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